Anything You Can Do

Anything you can do, I can do better.

I can do anything better than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can. Yes, I can.

Anything you can be, I can be greater.

Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

I can kill the catbird with

a single catapult.

I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow.

I can live on bread and cheese.

And so can a rat.

Yes.

So can a rat.

Any note you can reach, I can go higher.

I can sing anything higher than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper.

I can buy anything cheaper than you.

50 cents.

40 cents.

30 cents.

20 cents.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can. Yes, I can.

Anything you can say, I can say softer.

I can say anything softer than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can. Yes, I can.

I can drink my liquor faster than a

flicker.

I can drink it quicker

and can even seek her.

I can open any safe.

Without being caught.

Sure.

That's what I thought, you crook.

Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.

I can hold any note longer than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can. Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

Yes, you can.

Anything you can wear, I can wear better.

In what you wear, I look better than you.

In my coat.

In your vest.

In your suit.

In your hat.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can. Yes, I can.

Anything you can say, I can say faster.

I can say anything faster than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can, can, can, can, can.

I can jump a hurdle.

I can wear a girdle.

I can knit a sweater.

I can clean it better.

I can do most anything.

Can you bake a pie?

No.

Neither can I.

Any note you can sing, I can sing sweeter.

I can sing anything sweeter than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't, can't, can't.

Yes, I can, can, can.

No, you

can't.