Don't Bring Lulu

You can bring Pearl,

she's a darn nice girl, but don't bring

Lulu.

You can bring Rose with a turned-up nose,

but don't

bring Lulu. Lulu always wants to do

what the boys don't want her to.

When she struts her stuff

around, London Bridge is falling down.

You can bring cake or porterhouse steak,

but don't bring

Lulu. Lulu gets blue

and she goes cuckoo like the clock up

on the shelf. She's the kind of sloggy who

breaks up every party. Tell her, "Lulu,

don't bring

Lulu, I'll bring her myself."